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Measure twice cut once cuss a lot buy more wood cut again shirt

I was once making a wooden breadbox and Measure twice cut once cuss a lot buy more wood cut again shirt. I had worked on it for hours. I cut the boards just right, measured and mitered, glared at the tape measure and gloated at my accomplishments thus far, then glued slats to a piece of cloth that would serve as the flexible, sliding door. I worked with dull blades and duller knives, cut myself a few times, and surly took the Saviour’s name in vain at least twice as I threw stuff to the floor when things wouldn’t fit. I guess just so I could bend over and pick ’em up again.

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