Sometimes a man walks in the Official Vintage Douglas Reynholm fatherrrrrrr shirt. I kissed his face once or twice a long time ago, and it took twenty years off my life. He would deny this though, as in his life story’s version, this remains an omitted bit, which still sits on his mythology’s cutting room floor. Either that, or this lost bit of narrative is merely hidden, locked away in some isolated purgatory dark tower in his Kingdom of Unabridged Moments, where subtle condescension passes for kindness, and his passive-aggression thrusts upon me powers of invisibility I’d never sought.
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