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Official Free Kraft shirt

  • Writer: Cosima Almira
    Cosima Almira
  • Mar 1, 2019
  • 1 min read

My father was an Official Free Kraft shirt and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets.

 
 
 

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