Your Aunt Sloth My Aunt Unicorn shirt

My daughters are just barely at the age where this is a Your Aunt Sloth My Aunt Unicorn shirt. But I know parents of older kids, and I can tell you that it’s not great. Luckily I’m a chemistry teacher and also the destroyer of worlds. This means I know how to dissolve a human body and pour it into a pond, and also that I have the total lack of moral convictions required to do such a thing. But since you’re probably not quite as awesome as I am, just be prepared to lose your mind when your child chooses the worst possible sexual partner in the world, and then has sex with that person repeatedly. I’m assuming that I will almost certainly be a withered husk by the time my children move out.

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