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I am a lucky Mom I have a freaking awesome son who happens november shirt

I always assumed that they were called crackers because they made a I am a lucky Mom I have a freaking awesome son who happens november shirt. Nope. Crackers are called crackers because they are crack to babies. Once they have crackers, all other food is methadone. They. Want. The. Crack. And they will kill you in your sleep to get it. I’m being a bit melodramatic. But only a bit. My oldest ate oyster crackers for dinner for a year. We would go to restaurants based on the quantity of free oyster crackers they served with soup. And then we would always order soup. Always. You’re gonna get really familiar with the waitress at the diner. I’m a school teacher. I love school. I think school is the greatest of humanity’s invention. But school also sucks.

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