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Honestly, the real question is why anyone wouldn't. This isn't a wacky Asian thing like eating food with sticks. It's the only sensible thing to do. What possible benefit could there be to tracking in dirt and mud into your house, especially if you have carpet? It's your home! Someone's going to have to clean that! Come on! Do you really want your mom to vacuum every day?

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