If i was meant to be controlled I would have come with a remote shirt
You should mind your own business, or move your back yard, or help him move his back yard. He’s not bothering you so don’t bother him. Since neither one of you can move your yards stop whining, he’s probably not paying attention to your kids. Everybody thinks somebody wants or desires their kids. I guarantee nobody wants your kids.
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